Happy birthday, Jesus
We’re glad you came to Earth
‘Cause once a year we have a bash
To celebrate your birth
It goes on every year
We drink a lot of beer
And wish that you were here at Christmas
Starting life inside a barn
Must have been the pits
But Jesus Christ, dude, you’re the man
And Christmas is the shit
I say raise your glass
Get up off your ass
No bar should be passed at Christmas
It’s the time of year
You’d do well to find good cheer
And you’ll always find it here
Santa Clause is big and fat
And he rides up in his sleigh
But hang him on a wooden cross
And he’d too waste away
Kringle’s such a bore
A total sell-out whore
I want something more at Christmas
It’s the time of year
You’d do well to find good cheer
And you’ll always find it here
Happy Birthday Jesus is an original composition written by Joe Legg and yours truly for The Real Happy Hour podcast. I performed and recorded the music, with Joe, myself and Jules on vocals. It appears at the end of Episode 20, Holiday Homecoming.